where does the pee come out of this thing
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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