would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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