I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.