have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
