Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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