He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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