just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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