Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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