Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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