it's not cheating when I paid for it
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
