I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
