are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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