i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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