i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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