You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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