i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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