PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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