Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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