My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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