You're completely useless in the revolution.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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