do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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