we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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