11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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