the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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