South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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