He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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