worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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