But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
birth control should be required to get into college
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
