I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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