How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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