North Korea, Best Korea!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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