dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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