We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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