Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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