hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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