My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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