Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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