She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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