Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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