Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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