I can text with my tongue
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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