Yo dont text me then not text me
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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