idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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