So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
wanna go halves on a baby?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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