It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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