i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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