I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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