Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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