its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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