Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
The air taste purple.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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