the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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