he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I love having hate sex.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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