i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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