woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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