You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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