Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
It's like God shit irony all over that family
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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