hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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