Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
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It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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